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You need some friends man..
You need to stop telling people what they need to do, especially when you don't know them. It's not big and it's not clever.
I've got 1000 missed calls from Adele and a voicemail to say shes sorry for breaking my heart. I mean like....hello?
Why does he say his name is Jeff when his name is very clearly Channing Tatum, which is a really lovely name btw?