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#42
You have super powers, but they're completely useless. One of them is being able to hear everyone around the world eat, all at the same time.

I wish I had a pizza right now.
 

Jamie

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You have 400 dollars... of monopoly money.

I wish for a Chinese takeaway right now.
 
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But according to the first rule of economics, "Resources are scare", it would create global turmoil, hence the need for a currency in the first place.

I wish that my desk wasn't a black hole of mess
 
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#48
Your desk becomes a literal black hole and you can't use it, but it's not a mess if that counts for anything.

I wish my socks didn't get holes in the constantly
 
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#49
But then you would have no need to buy new socks and would get behind on the current sock fashion trends

I wish I was an administrator on this website