Corrupt a wish thread.

jake12001200

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But (generally speaking) healthy foods are more expensive so you wood eat the unhealthy food anyway

I wish my cat could do somersaults
 

Duncan

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But then you'd have a ninja cat, that would kill you in your sleep.

I wish I could never get full from eating food
 

jake12001200

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But then you would go to China by plane to finally integrate yourself into the population with your new lingual skills, only to find out you left your passport at home and you are stuck at Beijing airport forever

I wish I was a star
 

Reecebullet

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You are now a star! But all other stars don't like you that much, so you become that one rejected star, so you end up really sad and hating the fact that you ever wished to be a star.

I wish I didn't ever need to sleep!
 

jake12001200

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But then you would die of boredom as when everyone else is asleep, you are still awake and having nothing to do (source, happens to me)

I wish I was, mobilephone2013
 

bwfcwalshy

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But then you would have everything you could dream of, you always need something to dream of. Being @mobilephone2003 will ruin the plan of the universe, always dream of something you could do.

I wish I was rich.
 

Ironbull77

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You become rich, but then your close relatives want your money and steal it in the night.

I wish I had every steam game ever.
 

jake12001200

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But then ReeceBullet would set out to kill you as this is his life long dream

I wish I had, a pot of gold
 

bwfcwalshy

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Then you would be rejected because no one can beat you at anything therefor they all hate you and you end up committing suicide.

I wish that I owned Steam.
 

Knightlight11

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But your wish does nothing. You have wasted a wish.

I wish there was a minecraft server where trolls weren't allowed.
 

Reecebullet

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But they are poisonous. Still tasty skittles, but poisonous.
I wish to visit the moon.
 

jake12001200

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But your trillion pound spaceship would crash because you forgot landing gear

I wish I was a panda
 

Reecebullet

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But now you can no longer use the internet or play games!

I wish HL3 was released.
 

Rezant

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But then the world ends immediately following the release.

I wish I could have unlimited money to do whatever I wanted with.
 

Ironbull77

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You get murdered because well, everyone else wants the money.

I wish I had an infinite amount of candy with no chance of things going wrong.
 

Rezant

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Oh no! Looks like things just went wrong. You choke and die from trying to eat all your candy at once.

I wish I could fly.
 
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